By tradition, the celebration of our Savior’s birth is well underway. It is our sacred duty as Christians to ensure that the forces of secularism do nothing to soil it.
Today, as you worship our Lord at our nation’s holiest retailers, listen closely to the store clerk’s words. Should the clerk greet you with a “Merry Christmas,” reach out and hug him in a firm, yet heterosexual, manner, but if the clerk calls out to you with the words “Happy Holidays,” kick him in the naughty bits so as to cause pain similar, yet not equivalent to, that associated with organ failure.
I just had to post this, I read it on website I was looking through… hehehe